May 22, 2013
This has been suggested already, right?

Yahoo should now just change its name and aesthetic to tumblr. Branding issue solved.

May 22, 2013
"No, see that solution is for a different problem than the one I have"

Depression: what it feels like. Accurate.

Via

May 19, 2013
I made a cabbage thing and it was amazing

Not just amazing for cabbage but actually amazing. The secret, as always, is fat.

Here’s the ‘recipe’, before I forget it. Quantities are whatever feels right, unless otherwise specified.

Savoy cabbage (don’t wash it if you can bear not to; just remove the outer leaves)
Ghee (take a dangerous amount and then double it)
Coconut oil (twice as much as seems wise)
Cumin seeds, fennel seeds, mustard seeds, chilli flakes
Salt

Shred cabbage.
Melt fats in skillet. Add spices and heat until they start to pop.
Add cabbage and salt and stir to coat with fats.
Leave over medium flame, stirring occasionally, until crispy with browned bits.
That’s it. Fills the same needs as chips when all you have in the house is vegetables.

May 18, 2013
"Remind the runner of all the sacrifices he’s made and how selfish he’s been with his family and how it’s all going to be worth it in just a few short miles. In no time he’ll be crossing the deserted finish line in the middle of the night and get a cheap belt buckle that only the biggest tool would wear in public. Inspirational."

http://footfeathers.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/how-to-be-ultra-pacer-part-3-case-study.html

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May 18, 2013
Stop female death in advertising

May 16, 2013
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/may/13/pakistan-elections-nawaz-sharif-imran-khan

If only more articles about politics were written so well.

It’s more enjoyable if you understand the superstardom of Imran Khan, a man once (maybe still, in person?) so graceful and handsome that I have attended test cricket matches (comparisons to watching paint dry are apt) just to watch him strolling around the field.

May 16, 2013
Self-pity announcement

I think my foot is fucked. Too painful to run. Can only walk slowly with a limp.

May 11, 2013
Gimme

Gimme

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May 11, 2013

And then I got home today and found both (huge) water tanks completely dry of water. No water deliveries until tomorrow.

Also still cleaning CSI-esque blood spatter off the walls from wagging bleeding puppy tail!

Must be the eclipse.

  1.  mackduck said: Oh no! What a day you’ve had. Don’t worry about the ankle, we’ll sort that out in no time.

May 10, 2013

Oh but here’s a beauty tip. If you run out of hand cream, try hair conditioner.

Mine works better on hands than on hair.

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